Deep into the new tunes for Saturday’s show at Waltz-Astoria, in Astoria, Queens, with my pals from The Faraway Nearby, The Shockers and The Beams, the three bands I’ve played in since moving to NYC in ’08. So, here’s another music chapter from “Acid Indigestion Eyes.” By the way, this is the ninth chapter of the book that I’ve put up on the blog here. It looks like a trend, so keep watching.
THE COSMIC SOUNDTRACK
I’ve often felt that somewhere out there on the cosmic radio
band, there’s a running soundtrack for the movie of life. A
lot of the time it feels like I’m mouthing the words to someone
else’s script anyway, so there might as well be a soundtrack
to go along with it. When I really try, I can tune it in.
Music has power. It can change your mood, shape your
opinions, open your mind. Or close it, for that matter. It can
take you to all the places you’ve been before, like an instant
“Quantum Leap/Sliders/Dr. Who” time machine. Only, you
don’t have to squeeze into a call box.
“Jane Says” says by Jane’s Addiction puts me back on
the best stroll of my life, down a street in Miami Beach with
someone I was about to fall in love with. We had pizza. She
whispered me secrets.
Today, I can’t listen to Aerosmith’s “Dream On” without
cringing a little. Back in elementary school, I was in
charge of spinning records over the PA system before school
started. One day, I ripped away the cellophane and cued up
the “Live Bootleg” album version. Imagine this horror: In the
middle, Steven Tyler screams a certain unmentionable compound
word beginning withM(and ending with otherfucker).
And I’m responsible for introducing an entire school to it. I
felt like crawling into my Army surplus backpack.
I bet there are songs you wish weren’t playing in the
background of your movie. The best single dance I ever had
was at a junior prom, and I’ve been replaying every aspect of
it in my mind’s VCR for years. How her white lace gloves felt
against my cheeks. How her heels clicked on the tile. But the
song? Kenny Rogers’ “We’ve Got Tonight.”
Well-picked tunes often can say the things you need
to say far better than you could yourself. A while ago, an ex
made me a road tape to listen to while I drove to and from
Tennessee, trying to get my head together. On the surface, it
was a great idea. But underneath, her selections said far more
about how she felt, and who she was, and she ever really told
me herself. It’s like a 3-D living portrait each time I listen.
I’m guilty of making tapes like that, too. Sometimes,
it’s just a line that sums up how you’re feeling, like “give me a
Leonard Cohen afterworld so I can sigh eternally.” Or “you
gave me nothing, now it’s all I got.”
Music’s power also can be used for evil. Parental evil,
that is. In my defiant teens, as opposed to my defiant 20s, my
father and I played the power game one particularly vivid
time. He got mad at me. I got mad back. He grounded me. I
sat around and stewed. He took away my comic books. I
cranked up the AC/DC. He took away the stereo. I cracked in
a matter of 30 minutes.
Music was the social life I always wanted when I was
young and painfully shy. There are as many different tunes to
hear as there are people to meet. There’s music you can play
in the background while you’re washing the dishes. There’s
music that requires that you dance around in your underwear.
And there’s music you can’t play in your Walkman at work because
you can’t keep from singing along. That can be embarrassing.
Plus, there’s nothing more annoying than someone
who sings along to a Walkman.
Take it up a notch, and there is a higher level of music.
The kind that ensnares your mind like the pied piper, and you
are powerless to do anything but sit and listen, and float with
the ebb and flow of the beat.
It’s not like this is any new information, or even much
of a new perspective. People have known about the power of
music since Aristotle. Hell, Aristotle could’ve been the first
rockstar, had he put his philosophy to music.My philosophy:
Music is the best legal drug in existence.
I inhale.